jakemalik:

do you ever just wear headphones so people won’t talk to you

peregrin-fool-of-a-took:

Well looks I’ve found what John Green uses to write metaphors with.

peregrin-fool-of-a-took:

Well looks I’ve found what John Green uses to write metaphors with.

pussyjizz:

white person eating ass: “this is so spicy”

Daft Punk spelled backwards is Knup Tfad, which is both hard to pronounce and of no significance whatsoever.

imnotjailbait:

when the dj fucks your jam up

sideponytailanimewife:

me at the gynecologist: is it poppin???? is it severe????

exhplosion:

Pale Death

exhplosion:

Pale Death

princessababwa:

When I pass a test that everyone else fails

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baeddelbludd:

LIFE HACK: disguise your nervous breakdown as a series of jokes

ourheartsofsteel:

Fire cannot kill the dragon

ourheartsofsteel:

Fire cannot kill the dragon

staxilicious:

artkat:

despairnaegami:

personasanta:

does anybody else think tired and sleepy mean two totally different things

sleepy is cute and dozing off and happy but tired is 10 cups of coffee and murder

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reblogging because the last graphic comment is FLAWLESS