carlyreajepson:

sofalcondone:

I’m naked what’s up

definitely not anyone’s dick
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lazynbored:

I wanna live like this llama

panicrobot:

This man was our president for EIGHT YEARS. We are never gonna live this down

kindahorny:

"sweetie can you please clean your ro-"image

  #queen  
  #about me  

naomicampbelle:

when your parents try to give you fashion adviceimage

legalmexican:

only airline I take

legalmexican:

only airline I take

It is a lonely feeling when someone you care about becomes a stranger.
Lemony Snicket, When Did You See Her Last? (via durianquotes)
jesus: i died on the cross for your sins
me: aint nobody tell u to do that tho
accidently:

im running for student council

accidently:

im running for student council

Fuck, my tea.
me approximately an hour after every time I make tea (via madopiano)

these gender rolls taste disgusting

can someone please care about me for more than like a week

College snapchats. 

  #me    #this is stupid    #why do i have so many snapchats saved    #two of them weren't even taken by me    #also notice how I'm too lazy too shave in like all of these