pemsylvania:

welcome to my crib sorry it’s a little small i’ve had it since I was a baby

happyhagfish:

Meth: not even once

andrvw:

black licorice isn’t a candy it’s a punishment 

Me: haha tonight is gonna be so crazy
Me: *does my homework*
  #eh I went to a frat party but it was mostly super chill    #and maybe a little lame  

seabelle:

I can’t stand these fucking people with these fucking family window stickers on their cars a murderer is gonna come into your fucking house and you’re gonna try to hide your kids in the fucking closet and he’s gonna be like naw bitch I saw your fucking mini van I know you have six more kids where are they

vulcsmash:

george takei is a gift to humanity

me, about to get mauled to death by a wolf: puppy! who's a handsome puppy
  #queen  
who would top in your relationship?
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flewor:

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kittiezandtittiez:

Sometimes when I say “I’m okay”, what I really want is for someone to hold my hand, look me in the eyes and say “I know that you’re not okay, here is $1000.00”.

maliciousmelons:

when you are in a hurry and someone wont let the conversation end

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sup-london:

"remember that time when yo-"

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and then yo-

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fugrats:

read this if u wanna date me

kawashironitori:

talking to person u like alot and u feel like ur annoying them

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