welcome to my crib sorry it’s a little small i’ve had it since I was a baby
black licorice isn’t a candy it’s a punishment
I can’t stand these fucking people with these fucking family window stickers on their cars a murderer is gonna come into your fucking house and you’re gonna try to hide your kids in the fucking closet and he’s gonna be like naw bitch I saw your fucking mini van I know you have six more kids where are they
Sometimes when I say “I’m okay”, what I really want is for someone to hold my hand, look me in the eyes and say “I know that you’re not okay, here is $1000.00”.
when you are in a hurry and someone wont let the conversation end
"remember that time when yo-"
and then yo-
talking to person u like alot and u feel like ur annoying them