misanclrist:

hmu if u wanna date a piece of shit

kimkardashianweast:

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wankstyles:

consider this , how the fukc is it september 

tkyle:

me accepting the ice bucket challenge

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you

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f0xface:

i’m afraid sex will sound the same as when you stir potato salad and that’s why i’m staying a virgin

crystallized-teardrops:

fact: i will never stop complaining

plantvibes:

cute date idea: let me sleep in your bed for hours on end because I’m tired of being a person

furbearingbrick:

vampirequeeneffeffia:

rita-haxx:

Fucking Christ

These are technically still facts.

buzzkill facts totally need to be a thing

flewor:

my aesthetic is alcoholic drinks that taste like they have no alcohol in

ex-wife:

ofools:

it begins

this could be us but you playing

k-hiq:

hikaribakuras:

holyjazspers:

horton hears a huh

horton hears a what

horton hears a chicka chicka slim shady

HORTON HEARS NOTHING HORTON IS AS DEAD AS THIS JOKE

horton hears a hater

brendandsnap:

disappointed twink is disappointed with how many cute straight boys exist

brendandsnap:

disappointed twink is disappointed with how many cute straight boys exist

  #perf    #mutuals! I reblog selfies!    #u cute    #hi  

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  #scrubs is my favorite