do you ever just wear headphones so people won’t talk to you
Well looks I’ve found what John Green uses to write metaphors with.
white person eating ass: “this is so spicy”
Daft Punk spelled backwards is Knup Tfad, which is both hard to pronounce and of no significance whatsoever.
me at the gynecologist: is it poppin???? is it severe????
When I pass a test that everyone else fails
LIFE HACK: disguise your nervous breakdown as a series of jokes
does anybody else think tired and sleepy mean two totally different things
sleepy is cute and dozing off and happy but tired is 10 cups of coffee and murder
reblogging because the last graphic comment is FLAWLESS