This man was our president for EIGHT YEARS. We are never gonna live this down
"sweetie can you please clean your ro-"
when your parents try to give you fashion advice
It is a lonely feeling when someone you care about becomes a stranger.
Lemony Snicket, When Did You See Her Last? (via durianquotes)
jesus: i died on the cross for your sins
me: aint nobody tell u to do that tho
Fuck, my tea.
me approximately an hour after every time I make tea (via madopiano)
can someone please care about me for more than like a week